Annoying the French Encore! by Stephen Clarke

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By Stephen Clarke

We’ve been demanding the French for a thousand years. yet were you aware that, as lately as 2010:

When the French and British navies attempted to affix forces, nuclear submarines collided, an coincidence that France’s Minister of Defence blamed on shrimps. It was once Trafalgar over again – yet with seafood.
The american citizens infuriated the French by way of arresting Dominique Strauss-Kahn, a member of France’s political élite, after which treating him like an ordinary suspect. Ce n’est pas normal!
With either a royal marriage ceremony and a jubilee, the Brits confirmed the French what a rash suggestion it was once to decapitate their king.
When David Cameron walked out of a eurosummit, he provoked a volley of comical anti-Anglais insults from French politicians.

Stephen Clarke stories every thing the English-speaking global has been doing lately to make sure that France hangs directly to its nationwide inferiority advanced. For the French, the merde by no means ends

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Twenty-nine, size four, blonde, blue-eyed, the works. What do you say? com> Subject: Max Friedlander Why not? How bad can that be? John PS You know I can't stand dressage. There's something unnatural about making a horse dance. com> Subject: Max Friedlander The horses don't dance in dressage, you moron. They step. And have you ever considered that you and Heidi might have been perfectly suited for one another? I mean, with the kind of luck you've been having with women lately, Heidi could very well have been your last chance at real happiness.

I'll give you plenty to do. The obit guy just quit. com> Subject: Forgive Me I don't know where to begin. First of all, I can't stand this. You ask what this is. I'll tell you: this is sitting here all day, seeing you there in your cubicle, knowing that you said never want to speak to me again. This is watching you walk towards me, thinking you might have changed your mind, only to have you pass by without so much as even glancing in my direction. This is knowing that you'll walk out of here at the end of the day, that I will have no idea where you will be, what you will do, and that an abyss of time will elapse before you walk back in here the next day.

I was able to tell that not only did Mrs. Friedlander have a pulse, she was also breathing. So I called 911 and waited with her until the ambulance came. With the ambulance, George, came some cops. And guess what the cops said, George? They said it looked to them as if Mrs. Friedlander had been struck. From behind, George. Some creep whacked that old lady on the back of the head! Can you believe it? Who would do that to an eighty-year-old woman? I don't know what this city is coming to, George, when little old ladies aren't even safe in their apartments.

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